A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.
Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
A cocktail of alcohol as served to a regular at a bar whose drink of choice is known in advance from repeated experience. Defined by bartender Anne Depping at Black Iron Burger in Mancha.
The female version of blue balls.
"Did you have a good time out clubbing, Sussi?"
"No! I had swimming storks all night, man!"
When you cum in the bath you are taking.
I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.
When the body of water is extremely warm and feels like a giant piss spot.
It feels like I'm swimming in piss with how hot this water is
When you shoot your load into a girls nose. Also could be considered as snorting semen.
This chick was crazy last night, she let me swim up stream.