Taco Butt

1. A case of diarrhea experienced after eating cheap mexican food. I.E. Taco Bell, Microwaveable Burritos.

Johhny.: "Hey you ready go to out for dinner?"
Steve: "Nah man I had some taco bell for lunch and got a mad case of Taco Butt..."

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Moses taco

The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.

"Man, this Moses taco makes me want to free some Jews."

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taco night

The female equivalent of a sausage fest: a party principally or wholly consisting of women, with a marked lack of testosterone.

This has turned into a real taco night. Might as well watch some Sex and the City.

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Taco Fro

The state in which a person embodies a fro so large and grimey, it would be completely possible to hide a taco in this fro.

Mike has a taco fro, this is because tuesday is taco night at mikes!

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glossy taco

A tern maid up my a famous youtuber called simplynaillogical it is the abbreviated version of a glossy top coat

Add a glossy taco when your done painting your nails

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Jamaican Taco

When one takes a hit of a joint, performs cunnilingus on a woman, then, after giving the woman proper satisfaction, comes up and exhales.

Joe: Man, I was at this sweet party and I totally gave this girl a Jamaican Taco.

Steve: A what?

Joe: Dude, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

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Penis Taco

When you lay your penis in the crack of someones ass stimulating a taco. It can be a hard shell or a soft shell depending on the person.

guy 1: Yea dude me and ur mom were making some penis tacos last night
guy 2: Eww man that's my mom ur talking about
guy 1: they were hard tacos
guy 2: ahhhhhhh!!!

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