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The tendency for certain programmers to reject new, more efficient, cleaner methods for writing code in exchange for what they perceive as doing things "their way". What this usually translates into is a buggy program with no comments, meaningless variable names, no indentation, and a monolith of if/else/switch/case statements as opposed to using an object oriented structure.
Like most shitty poetry, ego code is beautiful only to it's creator and an annoyance to everyone forced to work with it.
Guy 1: Oh my God, Linux is SO OVERRATED, nothing works for it!
Guy 2: That's because its Linus' ego code.
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A former criminal gang known for drugs armed robbery and protection rackets from battersea South West London but have since become advocates for peace and a stop to youth violence
Code 11 have made peace with there old enemy if they can do it why can't we
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That bullshit on the back of almost everything.
Joe: My game came with a QR Code!
Everyone else: No one gives a fuck!
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The language used to control CNC machines. Specifies what tools to load in machine, spindle speeds, and how to position or move tool.
I loaded g-code into my CNC router and cut ten identical parts.
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Working on a computer program to the point where you are falling asleep.
Man 1: Joe was up so late last night entering data, he was falling asleep at his keyboard.
Man 2: Poor Joe. He was really trance coding.
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code glen.
glenning
vb to glen somebody.
noun glenner. somebody who has glenned another person.
to glen somebody is to take control of someone's workstation without their knowing. this is often to achieve the goal of changing their wallpaper to a shock image and or saving the images in their documents.
"lol, you just got glenned"
"aww mate, you're the best glenner"
"oh, theres a code glen"
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The Combination of fingers, thumbs, teeth, pressure and patience required to relieve a woman of her Bra.
Chris-Fancy adding that Bra to my floordrobe?
Karen-Do it yourself, it would be sexier.
Chris-But you know I always struggle with the clasp.
Karen-It's about time you mastered the Bra Code.
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