The Homie test

You have to fuck your homies with socks on and kiss them goodnight platonically to prove you ain't gay. It can also be done to prove if you're straight or not, gender of the participants is irrelevant, although usually male.

Hey bro, you gay or sumn?
Idk, let's do The Homie Test.

test hangover

That feeling on the morning after an important test when a person starts overanalyzing all of their answers to every question, often leading to the belief that they failed immensely.

"I have a pounding headache..."
"Sucks, man. Want an Advil?"
"I want my SAT prep book because of this test hangover I'm having."

paperclip test

A way of testing if either your motherboard or a component or your PSU works or not.
1) Bend a paper clip into a straight "U" shape
2) Find the 20/24 pin cable, it is normally the largest plug for the motherboard.
3) Find the green pin and black pin (pins 15 & 16) Green pin is normally 15 and black is 16.
4) Plug the "U"-shaped paperclip into both the 15 and 16 pins, so that it arches between the two.
5) Place the 20/24 pin cable in a place where it cannot be disturbed or shocked.
6) Plug in your PSU and turn it on.
If the fan spins, the PSU works as far as turning on. This is to cancel out the PSU as being bad.

Try the paperclip test before RMA'ing it to make sure it's not your motherboard causing the power issue.

Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not

When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.

acid test

a very thourough test(acid is used in the chemical test to determine if gold is real or not)

I gave my new car an acid test to determine if it was worth buying.

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horse test

when you rub a womans clitoris for a little bit, you then stick your fingers under her nose. if she rears back with a loud horse winny, you should'nt have sex with her.

i was rubbing that hookers clit, i stuck my fingers under her nose, just as i thought, she started bucking and let out a tremendous winny. horse test

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apple test

N. a test given to girls with jacked up teeth, most notably Japanese girls. If you throw an apple to the girls' mouth and it sticks, she fails. you don't date her. In fact you should Run!

"I met this really cute Japanese girl in Tokyo, but she failed the apple test, so I couldn't hook up with her."

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