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When you cum in a girls eye and punch the other (black and white eyes ;D)
I was doin my bitch in da anus dawg, and den befo i cummed i grabed her face and cummed alot, she was like omfgwtfnubhax! and i punch the other!!! and gave her a panda bear!!!
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The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.
Guy- Hey, are you hungry?
Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!
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The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.
"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"
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when you skeet on a girls face.Then you shave your pubes off and throw it on the jizz.
Awwww dude, I gave that bitch a furry panda last night!
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The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out
Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda
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A chinese baby's saggy balls sack.
Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy
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Someone who cheats on you with an ex or leaves you to go back to their ex. The ex is the “dumpster” and they are the “trash panda” that keeps going back to the “dumpster.”
I’m sorry that they turned out to be a trash panda, at least you aren’t the dumpster they kept going back to.
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