In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
Excessively rides the clutch in car
Joe is such a captain clutch rider!
The act of ingesting 2-4 tea spoons of Nutmeg, then experiencing the side effects and enjoying.
Courtney and Aly were clutching nutmeg hardcore last weekend.
A 2-way radio message sent using a notoriously-problematic microphone which requires its operater to tightly grip/squeeze the "push-to-talk" button-lever with both hands to get it to work.
I hear that Ford is gonna be recalling a whole bunch more defective CBs that came with their new vehicles due to dual-clutch transmission issues.
Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.
- useful for no other purpose
...There's Sheila again with her snake clutch...what a slut