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When a guy makes a girl swallow his cum and then he punches her in the throat so she spits it back out.
Oh shit, I'm gonna give my girl a Canadian snowblower!
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A Canadian Handshake is actually a reach-around. It can be done on both sexes; on a guy it's a handjob from behind, on women it's a pussy/clit fondling/fingering from behind.
"Laura sat in the back seat of the car last night just so she could see if she could give me a Canadian Handshake without anyone noticing."
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A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.
Red Green is obviously a Canadian redneck..
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An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.
This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...
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1. A wrestling move popularized in America by Canadian wrestler Petey Williams. Basically, the opponent backdrops the executor who hangs on and flips the opponent into a piledriver.
2. A person who destroys Canadians.
1. I totally marked out when Petey did the Canadian Destroyer on A.J. Styles.
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The act of a male placing his ballsack on his girlfriend's eyes.
My girlfriend wanted to see better, so I gave her a pair of Canadian goggles.
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!
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Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.
He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.
Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice
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