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Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…
Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.
Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.
The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count
A guy that loves to eat out twats
Gary is Count Twatula, he has eaten out at least 145 twats.
Used by people with colorguard/musical backgrounds to signify a very short amount of time.
Guardie 1: Why are you so tired?
Guardie 2: I got like an and count of sleep last night. We had practice until 3am!
Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!