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A fabulous county in Pennsylvania. One of the richest, and part of the Delaware Valley, less commonly known as the Philadelphia metro area. Montgomery, likes its nearby sister Bucks, is both rural and suburban with many similar characteristics. Its biggest claim to fame is that it is the only county in the state of PA with the greatest amount of retail. Yeah it beats out Pittsburgh, big time. Have you ever heard of King of Prussia? It is the largest mall in the country based on actual retail space. The Mall of America is only larger since it has an amusement park. And the Philadelphia Premium Outlets are just up the road. Suburban Square, the oldest outdoor shopping center in the country is found in Ardmore, along the ritzy Main Line. But shopping isn't the only notable thing about Montgomery. It has acres of open space, and the vast Green Lane Reservoir Park up north in the Upper Perkiomen Valley. Not to mention the fact that Montco (its abbreviation by locals) is one of the fastest growing counties in PA. Plus its got heavily-rooted German heritage, as noted in the towns of Schwenksville, Lederach and Souderton. The only drawbacks might be the oppressive congestion on Rt. 422 and extensive suburban sprawl. But who cares! Montgomery County has it all!
Those who live in Montgomery County are blessed with some of the best shopping in the U.S. and a stellar quality of life.
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welcome to king county: it's pimpin, you can say. we party all night and kick it all day. big seas, many trees, see gangstas rollin, the space needle don't close til 5 in the mornin'!!! yeaa boiiiiii!!!!!!!!
one time I saw these two chicks Amrita and Corey, they were vandalizing the King County Library, and I was like "that's flash!" heheheheheeh....SOE&R_(W#$&)(*#&$(#*$7
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A place in northern maine, where drug dealers do there business and old people live. There is more old people here then hot chix, which gargles balls. Also there are a lot of farmers here and posers who are "into" farming, not me though. When traveling here, don't take RTE. 1 unless you wanna stop every 10 feet to look at pasture full of cows or stop to buy some veggies. Aroostook County is heavily populated with trees, which most people cut down to burn in the winter because it is so goddamn cold here. Trees cover aprox. 70% of the land. We also have so much of a wigger population that I have to laugh at it. hahahaahaahahahahahaha. But it is a quiet place to live, unless somebody is breaking in somewhere.
If you know, a truck driver, lumberjack, farmer, drug addict, drunk, old peep, or a nascar fan, they qualify to live in Aroostook county.
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school with a buncha retards who didnt get into academic or hi tech
Man that kid can barely read he must go to CP.
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A county where it has Paradise, Chico, Oroville, Lake Oroville, Bidwell Park, Big Chico Creek, Bidwell Mansion, Sutter Buttes, Cal State Chico, mountain lions, bears, deers, salamanders and et cetera. It is located in the Sacramento Valley and Sierra Nevada region in California. If you are an outdoor person, you will enjoy going outdoors in Butte County. One of the most popular everyday sport in the county is mountain biking. Also, one of the county's towns, Chico, had a good reputation as being a bike-friendly city. Other than cycling, you can go out for a walk or a run. Go to Bidwell Park; it will be nice to take a hike around a 3,600 Acre Park. If it gets too hot, swim in the nice huge Sycamore Pool or Lake Oroville or pool in the Wildcat Recreation Center. If you plan on taking a tour in Butte County, you will love it there.
San Joaquin Countian: Where you from?
Butte Countian: Butte County.
San Joaquin Countian: Man, there is almost nothing to do over there; all you guys do is party.
Butte Countian: Actually, we have more than just partying.
San Joaquin Countian: What?
Butte Countian: We have Bidwell Park, Lake Oroville, Feather River, CSU Chico, Paradise, Table Mountain, Sycamore Pool, buttes (if you know what it is), bears, mountain lions, deers, mountain biking, greenery (depending on the weather) and more. What do you guys have?
San Joaquin Countian: We have the largest inland port in California.. Huh.. Can you take me to Butte County some day?
Butte Countian: If and only you apologize.
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Richest county in one of the richest states in the richest country in the world. Bridgeport and Norwalk are the only two places in ffld county where you can find hard working people. People from westport, darien, greenwich... are afraid of people from bpt. and nwlk. Im damn proud to be from BPT.
Westport kid : " Oh man ... I saw this kid from bridgport the other day... I almost pooped! Luckily I was right by the club so I stopped off and changed my tennis shorts, can you believe that??.. luckily he knew I was from Westport so he knew I was gay and left me alone... crazy huh?"
Bridgeport kid : " Right now I wish murder was legal."
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The OC of the Midwest. Don't be Jealous. Sure some of our parents pay for everything, and yes we have some the best schools in the area, and maybe we do have everything any major city and suburbs have except much better and cleaner,and perhaps we get to reap the benifits of the Plaza and Westport except we dont have to live in the Dot, but don't hate us because we're beautiful, love us because from JoCo and we're clearly better than you.
Damn! who was that mofo that just cut me off in his BMW?! oh! he was from Johnson County? I'll forgive him.
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