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A group of republicans that follow the lead republican 's every move to the note.
During the Bush Jr. administration, George W. Bush followed the lead republican, Dick Cheney, into an economic crash. Damned the ways of The Parade of Elephants
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When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.
I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.
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Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.
"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"
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a form of guy love between two heterosexual males in which one participant does not realize that he is involved; i.e., an unreciprocated one-sided bromance
Todd thought that there was a real bromance brewing between Ken & himself, but was really upset when he figured out he was just an elephant buddy.
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just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese
Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese
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To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name
One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand
No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
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The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.
After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.
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