Ghost Toke

Holding in a hit of cannabis from the bong or pipe so long that all the smoke is absorbed into the lungs. Upon exhaling, no smoke exits the body, as it has all been absorbed into the person smoking cannabis.

"Dude, he's held it in for 30 seconds!"

*guy smoking exhales, and no smoke exits*

"Damn man, you just did a ghost toke!"

"Fuck yeah I did!" :)

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Ghost-listening

Also, pseudo-listening.
When you're talking to someone and you really just want them to finish, either to say something yourself or to get away from them, so you don't really listen, but "as the person is talking, your audible memory catches everything and some of it probably slips through, but your conscious mind dismisses it like a ghost."

A: "And then he goes to-"
B: "Yup"
A: "... his car and then-"
B: "Uh-huh"
A: "Are you ghost-listening me?"
B: "Huh"
A: "..."
B: "interesting"

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Ghost Wipe

That amazing moment after pooping when you grasp the folded toilet paper and majestically wipe your butt only to find that there's no poop to wipe. The remains of loose poop and dinkleberries went down with the clonk of poop. A type of Poop-Score

Guy in bathroom-SCORE!!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in bathroom-I just got a ghost wipe!
Guy outside of bathroom-Nice! Bonus!

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busting ghosts

Passing gas. Flatulence. Farting

I was going to use the men's room but someone's been busting ghosts inside there.

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twitter ghost

Someone that posts multiple tweets, but never gets a "mention", so they feel invisible on Twitter.

John: OMG! I've posted 73 tweets and not ONE SINGLE RESPONSE!!! I feel like a twitter ghost.

Ichabod: What are you saying? All I hear is, "Blah, blah, blah."

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ghost ride

To Ghost Ride The Whip

Ghost riding is the act of getting out of your car while it is in neutral or while it is in drive and dance around the car, on top of the car, or behind the car. Ghost riding was populized with the wave of hip-hop know as hyphy and with songs by e-40 and the Federation. The act of ghost riding was thought up of by the people of the san fran bay area but now is being utilized by many teenagers around the u.s.

i was rollin through southside oakland and i saw some of my niggas ghost ridin da whip, man dat shit is tight.

"Ghost ride the whip"

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Ghost Tonic

A very potent alcoholic mixture similar to Wop. Contains: Everclear, Vodka, Country Time lemonade, Sprite, & pineapple tidbits.

The Ghost Tonic really fucked me up.
Oh No! The Ghost Tonic is causing me to fade.

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