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A Muddy Moose is a move performed during sexual intercourse. This clever move, requires two males and a female engaging in anal sex. Both men perform anal sex as the female proceeds to violently explode excrete all over the two males penis'. When the action is done they hold their penis' over her headed, like antlers, as they all scream "Muddy Moose!".
Ross and Ben hold their dicks high above Cedies head as a deafening Muddy Moose roar travels through the hallway.
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The Canadian version of camel toe.
Person 1: Check out her camel toe.
Person 2: She's Canadian, so she's got moose toe.
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A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.
Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.
Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles
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when a women/man pulls up their pants to high they get a "camel toe" in slang a moose knuckle
"dude you got a moose knuckle I can see your flaps"
"Excuse me miss, but your moose knuckle is showing."
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A very noticeable bulge beneath a tight clothed males waist line, more popularly known as a hard on or erection. Due to the restricted room for the dicks extension, it fails to fully protrude outward, thus, remaining hindered and resembling an intriguing mound-shaped growth instead. Women have camel toes and men have moose knuckles (which is actually pertaining to the knee on a moose).
"Oh my GOD girlfriend, did you see the size of that moose knuckle that guy was carrying around under his speedo?"
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A variation on the Moustakas. After removing the baseball bat from the ass, it is then wiped clean on a tortilla. It is then sprinkled with cheese and eaten.
After the game every night, Mike likes to wind down with some drinks, a little sex, and finish it off with some Moose Tacos.
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Hey Honey why don't you fry me up some of that Moose Cock for supper?
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