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A fluffy cute Penguin, which was the primary food source of Uuggaa back in the days of tube screens and intel pentiums. Their internet is exceptionally bad and they are not leaving their den very often.
Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.
Awkward behaviour included!
Oh up there flies a Penguin Styx,look! you can see his ... handbag
When someone sags their pants so much they they waddle like a penguin
I was waling down the hallway and the person in front of me was a penguin walker.
When a girl pulls your jorts down around your ankles and starts blowing you until you're about to cum..then she runs away and you chase after her waddling like a penguin.
Jessica totally gave me the penguin treatment last night, bro.
Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.
I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.
When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.
Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?
A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.
My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?