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The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."
"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
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This is a legend about a woman known as the Red Phantom. It is about a witch in Kentucky that could make her soul leave her body and rape her victims in their sleep. Over time the victim becomes obsessed with her human form. They will see her and wonder where they know her from. They become obsessed with the witch. It will eventually drive them mad and they end up killing themselves. It's reported that all the victims were virgins. Alex age 26 was her first victim. In his last text to his friend, it mentioned him having these sexual dreams every night, and he considered himself no longer a virgin because the dreams were so vivid. Alex was found dead, drowned in his goldfish bowl 1 hour after the text was sent. Alex's back had claw marks that infected his skin. Pieces of glitter where imbedded in his flesh.
Bruh, I think Katy is The Red Phantom, everyone is crazy about her!
when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself
Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit
A Metaphor for someone that That is Unpredictable And Reveals Itself unexpectedly and Has Heightened Sense Of awareness And Is Very Swift Like a Fox as a Spirit animal while the phantom side is When He/She comes out of Nowhere then goes back to being hidden.
He/She Was Very mysterious I barley see Him/Her but when I’m having trouble with something He/She comes out of nowhere like a phantom And is as swift as a Fox So when You Put those words together It become Phantom Fox.
The occurance where you thought you've replied to a text, but only in your head.
Person 1: Hey man, we still on for today?
*5 minutes pass*
Person 1: Hey, dude, you there?
Person 2: Oh God I'm so sorry dude, I thought I replied to you. Damn phantom reply! Yeah we're good for today.
Person 1: Lmao idiot.
That friend you've met for the first time, three times.
"Hey man, nice to meet you, catch yah around.
We've met before at Casey's
Oh shit, you're my beer phantom."
aka Ghost Calorie, when someone engages in a strict diet but still gets fat.
'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine