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Daddy Howard

Somebody who has the memory of a goldfish.

He yells at you, โ€œget on the sidewalk boy u gettin I.Cโ€.
He points at crowds saying, โ€œcome here boy you doneโ€ for long periods of time.
He tries to control crowds but they always overpower him.

The only way to protect yourself is drop out of school when going to 8th grade. And stay away from this creature in all other grades... just follow the rules when you see him.

Daddy Howard took my phone away while writing this.

Daddy Howard is retarded.

Daddy Howard yelled at me on the sidewalk then he asked what he was yelling at me for.

by LDaddyOHowardGHater August 24, 2018

27๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy issues

When a girl has an absent father and talks to multiple guys for attention and usually falls for guys tht are toxic and treat her badly, because she didnโ€™t have that father figure in her life to teach her how a guys is supposed to treat women.

Kate has daddy issues this is the 10th Shitty guy sheโ€™s talking to

by Kaylow November 22, 2020

67๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


pizza daddy

a sugar daddy who just gives you pizza

-ugh i'm so baked i want pizza
-don't worry i'll call my pizza daddy

by buttvaginadickerson July 11, 2014

47๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Daddy Dilker

1. The male equivalent of Mommy Milkers.

2. A large penis

"Wow, that guy is definitely packing a daddy dilker."

by Zeckimus April 16, 2021


Shotgun Daddy

The overprotective father of your new girlfriend. When you go to pick her up from her house, you will always see him sitting on the porch with a loaded shotgun in his lap and an unblinking stare that DARES you to make his little girl cry.

She's got a shotgun daddy. I went to pick her up to go to the movies and he was out on the porch loading a shotgun and looking at me.

by La_Li_Lu_Le_Lo October 20, 2016


Lake Daddy

Dude with the sweet lake boat who is kinda a douche but nice enough to hangout with and drink his beer. Captain of the boat and master of the grill.

Grab your knee boards and ski rockets, Lake Daddy is hosting at his house.

by Lakedaddysbitch November 27, 2020


daddy daniel

If you feel sexual attraction, either male or female, to Daniel, you may call him Daddy Daniel as a nickname. Daniel may be fine with it because it's how the way he acts, his personality or his good sense of humour. Other Daniels won't be fine with it.

This is an example of a Daniel who's fine with it:
Xin: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Hey Xin!

This is an example of a Daniel who's not fine with it:
Omorose: Hey Daddy Daniel!
Daniel: Fuck off, Omorose.

by Xinya December 13, 2019