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The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.

After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

by Sonnyd2022 June 2, 2022


duff it in the shitter

A messy bowel movement that resembles flour pudding. Derived from duff, a flour pudding steamed or boiled in a cloth bag.

I ate too much kimchi, I gotta go duff it in the shitter.

by OneCrayDood January 15, 2014


Duff Jam

bullshit, lying, contempt, vindictive, self serving, me only servitude.

I will not put up with any of your duff jam

by RenegadeLacrosse November 9, 2019


puff duff

When you have too much fun (read: alcohol) and you're lame the next day and stay in bed and not participate in vacation activities.

In Jamaica, Jim partied too hard and the next day stayed in and was a total puff duff.

by CurtisCam1 September 3, 2017


Michael Duff OUT

The expression Swansea City fans use when Duff loses a game

Swansea lost again, Michael Duff OUT.

by Krj97 October 21, 2023

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duff hunting

A female trying to cover her defaults by finding another one worse than her.

Heather was duff hunting looking for a friend fatter, dumber, and uglier than her so maybe the boys would notice her.

by RayLee May 31, 2008


The duff

Designated ugly fat friends

That one friend group that everbody avoides for obvious reasons

The people that sit near the benches at school are the Duffs of school

by Smonky August 21, 2021