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whens something like a shits happens to you
I have been squat n eddied
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Eddie = E.D. = Erectile Dysfunction
Vedder = Small Balls
To be called Eddie Vedder is to be called "Man with Erectile Dysfunction that has small balls."
*************AT LEVI'S HOUSE********************
Prostitute: LOL!!! You have E.D. and Small Balls.
Levi: I may be an Eddie Vedder, but I also have $60, and you have a coke habit. So to quote 50 Cent, "Clothes Off - Face Down - Ass Up."
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Edward Lodewijk "Eddie" Van Halen (born January 26, 1955), is an Dutch-American rock guitarist, keyboardist, songwriter and producer of Dutch descent, most famous as the lead guitarist and co-founder of the hard rock band Van Halen; an American hard rock band formed in in 1972. They enjoyed success from the release of their self titled debut album in 1978
Have you heard about that kid? That's Eddie Van Halen, He's fucking dangerous on that guitar!
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When you are masturbating and as your hand comes back down the shaft, your thumb sticks around to do a back to front and front to back flick. This is especially helpful if 1)you are not aroused, but want to be, 2) are on cam and making those tips or 3)masturabate 6 hours a day. Named after the great chaturbator eddieds, who is a genius at it.
I am so tired today, I don't think i've got another one in me, oh I know, I'll do the Eddie D Flick. Awww much better.
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The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3
1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best
solid guitar player/songwriter.. started the early 80s trend of build it your self guitars.TO THOSE HERE WHO HATE ED VAN HALEN.YOU ALL PROBABLY LIKE THE NEWEST LIMP BIZKET CD...
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The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.
Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.
Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).
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