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A sexual act when a man is flaccid and his girl comes up in between his legs from behind, placing his balls on her face, she blows very hard on the back of his penis causing it to fly up like an elephant's trunk. His taint creates a channel of air and causes a whistling sound when the girl blows.
I had such bad whiskey dick after the bars that I had to ask my girlfriend for an elephant whistle before I plowed her like the hog she is.
Dude, I just got out of the shower and was standing naked in my bathroom when out of nowhere my girl comes up behind me and gives me and elephant whistle.
I thought I heard someone torturing animals next door but it turns out it was just my roommate getting an elephant whistle.
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When a man sits down to take a shit, and his penis is long enough to touch the water in the toilet.
I just took a giant dump. It was awesome, except that the tip of my penis touched the water. What a thirsty elephant.
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a form of guy love between two heterosexual males in which one participant does not realize that he is involved; i.e., an unreciprocated one-sided bromance
Todd thought that there was a real bromance brewing between Ken & himself, but was really upset when he figured out he was just an elephant buddy.
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Otherwise ordinary looking fellow, who possesses a trouser snake of Ron Jeremy-like proportions.
"What's with the guy you were with last night, he seemed so dull?"
"On the outside, sure, but he's a real undercover elephant"
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The finest form of well aged ecstasy in large quantities.
After boofing all the elephant flakes I woke up in canadian sweatpants.
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When you are so angry that you want to break something, but you don't want to make a mess, so you decide to throw an elephant (or any other animal) toy/figurine against the wall to release anger
"Dude, did you hear how Kaeding threw the Charger game?" - Bert
"Yeah, I was so pissed, I was throwing elephants!" - Andy
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To Bombay
A travelling circus came
They brought an intelegent elephant
and Nellie was her name
One dark night
she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran
to Hindustan and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked
so proud and grand
No more tricks for Nellie to performe
They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked
to crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
The head of the heard was calling far far away
they meet one night in silver light
on the road to Mandaley
oooooooooooooooooo...
Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and
said goodbye to the circus
of she road with a trumety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trumbled of to the jungle
of she road with a thrumety trump
trump trump trump
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