weird flex but ok

What people say to people that are trying to flex but it’s really awkward and doesn’t work.

Allison: boi this train is dang Fast
Joe: bet! Have you seen me on the track? I could beat a falcon.
Allison: ? Weird flex but ok.

Odd flex but ok

Literally the answer to anything.

Friend 1: "Your mom gay lol"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"

Friend 1: "Bro I almost got in a car accident"
Friend 2: "Odd flex but ok"

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Whip master Flex

When a fiend is controlled by the vagina of the girlfriend. He will always ditch you at school to hang with his pussy. And cant do anything about it because he is a bitch!

Brady- "Hey erich wanna hang?"
Erich-"No i gunna-"
Brady- "Oh! your pussy called. Whip master Flex of to work"
Spencer- "Dont even bother asking him to chill"

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e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

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flex tape karen

a karen who uses lots of flex tape

flex tape karen asked for the manager

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💪🏿 (Black Flex)

My favorite emoji.

It really gets the message across

💪🏿 (Black flex) A very buff black right arm.
Used as a key winning strategy in any argument.

Person 1: “suck my dick bitch… fuuckjj you”
You: “💪🏿“

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bus ya flex

show us what u can do

yo yo bredrin busta ya flex - while u are playing football

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