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A name for covid- 19 virus that was used before Potus popularized it. Videos by many you-tubers go over lists of funny alternative names such as "boomer remover".
I don't want to get sick of the Kung Flu so no sex for you.
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A type of influenza that originally affects pigs but somehow got transferred to humans. It started from Mexico in which some stupid Mexican probably had sex with a pig and got it. It is hopefully the virus that would ultimately eliminate all stupid beaners in the world!
John: Hey, did u hear Juan died from the swine flu this morning?
Ashton: Yeah? Damn, finally! Hopefully Jose is next!
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In Los Angeles, when a person falsely claims to be sick in order to get out of work and go to a Dodgers baseball game.
"Dodger Blue Flu: Asm. Jimmy Gomez called in sick to floor session for Dodgers opening day." -- John Hrabe (CalNewsroom.com), April 10, 2015
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When you've had enough of someone. So you take a pen and preferably stab them in the eye or somewhere else on the body.
"Man this customer wont stop fuckin' complaining about this bread. Imma give em' a flu shot!"
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Swine flu is when you're having sex with a girl but pull out to cum all over her pussy, then use your hands to spread it all over her body.
After all, it starts south of the border and quickly spreads north.
Girl: No, not inside! Give me the swine flu instead!
Guy: Oh it's pandemic!
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Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.
"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."
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a woman's special time of the month, menstruating
i wouldn't go down there she's got Cunt Flu
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