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Phrase used when experiencing excitement. Can be used in my place of "no kidding."
Well, slap my grandma! My dog's name is Badonkadonk too!
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the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.
Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.
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An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
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In Texas dialect--Texas is so hot and humid in the summer, that perspiration on children's necks combines with dust from the ground to form a single, dark line of dirt in the skin crease under the necks of the children. The adult, seeing the dark line on the child's (especially girl's) neck, laughingly teases the child that, "You stole Grandma's necklace!" Younger children get defensive or cry. Older ones play along with the adult.
Adult or teen: "Ooh! You're gonna be in trouble! You stole Grandma's necklace!"
Child: "What do you mean? No, I didn't!"
Adult or teen asks peer to verify or shows child in a mirror: "See, you stole Grandma's brown necklace!"
Child: "No, I didn't! Really!"
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When your girlfriend is sick or drunk and throws up cum on her mom
What happened to your girl last night she got drunk so I took her home and she dropped the kids with grandmas when she walked in the door. True shit
way to insult your homies dead grandma in a nice matter.
Guy 1: ay your new fade looks ass
Guy 2: man shut up, that's why yo grandma snoozing
man: daaaamn jamal i need some of grandma's nanner smasher before that old bitch passes
jamal: ill fucking kill you dude