Mary Ham

A bad reporter who killed

Poppy Gloria, killed meme review and turned it sexist, and possibly killed Gloria Borger

Me: Mary Ham bad
Everyone: Yes

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west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

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ham and egger

your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.

look at that suit and tie wearing ham and egger.

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ham slam

The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham.

Warning: The ham slam may cause divorce, seperation or break-up.

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smoked ham

When a woman is wearing a swimming costume and you can see subtle, or not-so subtle fat rolls.

Fwoah!! Shaved Ham!! E-Ewww....

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ham sandwich

dark liquor shot ( the bread)
light liquor shot (the ham)
dark liquor shot ( the bread)

they are taken dark light dark conescutively and after the participant finishes all three shots they throw their arms in the air and yell "HAMMMMM SANDWICH"

they then need to convince somebody else to do a ham sandwich to pass on the title.

"HAM SANDWICH"
"What's that mean"
"it's a drink, now you have to do it for questioning" *pours drinks and makes person drink them*

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go ham

v. 1. to go hard. 2. to get crunk. 3. to give 200% or more than 100%. 4. or any other terms that are synonymous to the aforementioned.

In Tha Nike store goin ham, Mac store next - Souljaboy

Now in the MacStore goin ham just ran into Akon - Souljaboy

That shit go ham

We bout to go ham on these fools

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