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Knife carrying city fans

Manchester City has many supporters who indulge in terrorism at football matches.

If their players do badly some city fans carry a knife and attack supporters of the opposition and nothing gets done by Police.

Man 1: "It's the derby match r kid Man United vs Man City or Citeh as those knife carrying city fans call it"

Man 2: "Yeah mate, United better play poorly unless the city fans go kidnap the United players family and hold them hostage the terrorist scum"

Man 3: "Football is fixed anyway!"

Man 1 and Man 2 revert back to their caveman days and throw their faeces at Man 3 .

by FessSquad June 1, 2022


Hot Knife Through Butter

Phrase used when describing something that is quick and easy...

The running back tore throught the defensive line like a hot knife through butter...

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


bringing a gun to a knife fight

making it impossible for you to lose, overkill,

hes giving a 2 dollar hooker a 50 thats like bringing a gun to a knife fight

by telephone45 June 9, 2007

60๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


swiss-army knife syndrome

1. The need to be overly prepared at all times.

2. The condition of needing to be equiped with the most possible tools for the maximum number of undefined situations. This condition becomes dangerous when one suffers anxiety/panic when one does not possess the appropriate tool in a situation or must carry certain tools in fear of certain situations. See neurosis

3. Also attributed to objects or persons that have a superflous amount of functions but that are not overly good at any of them.

*Tools need not be material they may be personality attributes as well.

1. Mary Poppins must suffer from swiss-army knife syndrome; look at her handbag!

3. Inspector Gadget - the ultimate in the dysfunctional swiss-army knife syndrom personalities.

by Iddiiwltwigt December 1, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Knife Banged

Do be touched by Greatness

Knife Banged your MOM!!!!!!!!! OWNAGE

by anfad;ofn August 15, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Throwing Knife Thursday (TKT)

When you are playing Modern Warfare 2 with a party on a Thursday night and everyone competes to see who can get the most throwing knife (TK) kills. Whoever gets the most TKs that game wins. By the end of the night whoever won the most games is the TK Champion.

Mike: hey ryan! Guess what?!?!
Ryan: what????
Mike: today is Throwing knife thursday (TKT)!!
Ryan: oh yeah! Lets go p00n some n00bs with our awsome throwing knife skills
Mike: yeah, w00t!

by x addict3d x June 18, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puerto Rican knife fight

A knife fight between two people bound at the forearm. Thus, for each fighter, one hand holds the knife and the other hand is tied to the opponent.

Just settle it with a good old fashioned Puerto Rican knife fight.

by lexico3000 April 24, 2006

52๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž