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1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy
I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.
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a jacuzzi that has 3 or more women with large tits. they can be real or fake as they "float" in the water
uncle randy found himself in a floating melon patch with 4 los angeles "inspiring" actresses
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The chunk of hair that a person puts over their eye or face to hide themselvs. Also See Butt Pirate,Emo Hair,Emo,Scene Kids,HxC
"OMGZORZ, I love my Emo Eye Patch!!"
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A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
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What you give to a chiquita once you're done. It's like a pearl necklace but it goes straight up from their rack to their chin. It looks like a long soul patch or an egyptian pharaoh's beard
"Dude, see that chiquita over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I chiquita'ed her and gave her a dole patch when i was done. She looked like she had a pharaoh's beard!"
"Nice!"
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cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!
did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom
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A variation of the Arabian Gogles, done by one who is in posession of a sole testicle. The one testicle is placed over the eye of the unsuspecting victim while the other eye is left sans ball.
I applied the Arabian Eye Patch like a pirate of the Dune Sea.
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