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A Broken Pony is the name given to a sex position in which when having anal sex in a doggy style position with someone, just at the moment of climax you put all your weight on their back, forcing them down, splaying their legs and tightening their sphincter muscle thus increasing pleasure.
He's going to be my Broken Pony
Oh man! Did you hear Sandy totally broken ponied that lass last night? The dog.
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An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts
Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony
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The sexually transmitted disease also known as crabs. Often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters
Glenn, you know that girl I hooked up with last night? Yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies
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A white man with a large nose, curly dirty blonde hair.
Pinnoco is such a sun pony! Faggit!
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The slang term for going to No.2
"Mom, I need to go to big pony. I'm desperate."
"Can't you wait?"
"I can mom but I'll shit myself."
"For using such foul language you can shit your pants you disgusting little boy. In fact I'm going to hammer a giant cork up there. That will give you something to think about."
"Oh please mom, not the cork again. I was all blocked up for weeks."
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vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding
Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.
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The main use of this word is to make people think you have completely lost your mind as well as being the politest way to indirectly call your friend an idiot, the only repercussion is that you may end up in a mental asylum. But this is perfect if you want to get out of an conversation, if you say homo pony people will be so distraught for your sanity then wont be surprised when u run away to be your anti-social self.
random person: hello! how are you
me: uhhh HOMO PONY!
random person: what ? *stands in confusion*
me: *sprints*
random person: welp that's normal
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