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Windward port

When you open the sheets and allow air in or out after a fart to either avoid or clear a dutch oven. specifically applying to when others are in the bed with you.

i was trying to be nice to her and opened a windward port so as to not offend

by Liondcat April 8, 2015


Port-a-sex

The act of having sex in a port-a-potty while you get your friend to roll it down a hill/slope

Hey Jimmy can you help me and Bianca? We’re planning on having Port-a-sex.”

by PhysicalToxic December 9, 2019


P-port

A rather demure term for a bathroom.

-It's so good to meet you, President Obama. Can I call you Barack?
*You too, Maddy. Of course! I like your nail color.

-Thanks so much! It's been lovely chatting, but I really need to visit the p-port.

*No problem. I love you!

by she'sabirddoge July 2, 2013


Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
(:

I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?

by Kieferx3 January 17, 2010


fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole

Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.

by picklepee7120 April 18, 2024


Port O’ Connor

N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.

Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!

by whatamidoingwiththis February 21, 2022


prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024