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When ur hungry but instead of eating you go to sleep. You usually wake up with out the feeling of hunger. This is a step down from a "wish sandwich", which is two
Pieces of bread with nothing in between. You wish you had something to put in it.
I was gonna get a meal but I fell asleep
and had a sleep sandwich instead.
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Refers to an Egg Sandwich. The egg being the embryo of a chicken.
Don't go runnin' in da hall snackin' on yo' embryo sandwich.
Go suck on yo' embryo sandwich.
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A ham and cheese sandwich.
Cham sandwiches are good.
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Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.
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That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.
I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.
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When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you
Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich
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The act of defecating in a bed and then squashing the resultant faeces with the top sheet and/or quilt to hide the evidence.
Can be accidental due to a loose stool or a deliberate act of revenge. Popular in a hotel environment where it can prove an unwelcome surprise.
"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me so I gave her a brown sandwich while she was at work and left with all my stuff."
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