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clinching the sheets as tight as possible for fear of your life
When asked if I had anything sweet, I knew the only thing I had was my cheeks; therefor I white knuckled the bed sheets in preparation for what I knew was about to happen.
1. A term used when you kick someones butt in a video game.
2. A term used when someone does something extremely intense.
1. "Oh, I sheet on tat bong in my new video game yo!"
2. "Joe Cruz sheet on tat bong when he did 5 back flips in the air!"
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When a cat jumps on your bed with dirty paws and makes them dirty also.
"Dude I went over this chicks house and she had total Dirty Cat Paw Sheets (dcps)!"
"Awww, no way man, thats gross"
" I know, it sucked cause I really wanted to bang her!"
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When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
When something white is so clean you swear that a klan member might steal it
"I cleaned that sink until it was Whiter than a klan member's sheets."
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A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.
Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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African people are stereotyped to last long during sweet love making.
But they usually end of dead in the streets.
Dumb blond:black peopl last long in the sheets but not in the streets..
Retard:What was that?
Dumb blond:Oh man Jerome lasted like 5 hours in the sack...best time of my life. Sad he got capped...Jerome's pecker will be missed ...
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