The name given to a small, blue-balled penis, primarily used to insult a man
"I heard Angus has a Tiny Smurf in his pants"
When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.
When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
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An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it
Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you
When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.
I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.
The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.
Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.