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When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!
Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?
When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.
My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets
When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."
1. Something funny that just happened.
2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.
1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.
2. Hey S. Nails!
Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.