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When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"
Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
A phenomenon in which someone defecates on the floor of a Tim Horton's.
The cashier at the Horton's wouldn't say "sooory" when they messed up my order so I dropped a Saskatchewan Surprise in the middle of the floor.
A sex term by which two people are having sex boggy style and the pitcher pulls out without warning. Rather than resuming activities, the pitcher waits for the catcher to turn around and inquirie as to the reason for the interruption, where in the pitcher fires their load into the catchers eyes.
I was fucking this chick the other night and pulled out for a KC surprise.
A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"
"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"
A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
When you wake up after a night out to find someone took a shit in your sink
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: Totally, I gave Ellis a sink Surprise last night!