One who is not usually associated with drugs that actually smokes frequently.
Friend1: "Do you want to know a secret about Marissa in our AP Lit class?"
Friend2: "I already know, she's a surprise stoner!"
When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.
"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."
when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!
ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!
following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.
sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.
Is when a guy with a beard eats outs a girl with a hairy bush then sneezes and blows all of her lose pubic hair in the air and yells surprise!
I can my women a confetti surprise last night
When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.
Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"