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cautionary tales of swords

The best thing from channel 101, go watch

Don't touch swords! -cautionary tales of swords

by TripFisk December 12, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 2, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


standbying sword noob

Someone who is a raging homosexual who is even thought to be cheating in anything including life but especially Halo because they are pussy fags who use a fucking sword to ass rape you as you are in blue screen. I hope they get ass raped by a metal pole with spikes covered in herpes.

That standbying sword noob just standbyed and sworded me what a noob!

by Alfred William Harding IV January 26, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


bruno the magical sword

the favoured toy of browntardf monkey boy. is a living creature and inhbitant of tivertown.

browntardf monkey boy played with bruno the magical sword from dawn to dusk.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Cane Sword

A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.

"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."

by t12j19c95 December 19, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Puerto Rican sword

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.

That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!

by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse sword swallowing

instead of putting the sword down your throat, you put it up your fucking ass or vagina. hence the name reverse sword swallowing

look at zach, he is reverse sword swallowing

by tflbaby September 24, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž