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A thumb ring signifies that the wearer is a gay man or women.
It's how us flaming homosexuals find each other
Lisa: Why are you wearing a thumb ring? Are you gay?
Betty: Yup. I'm a flaming homosexual.
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The voting option on urbandictionary.com that people click without really thinking.
Ok, I have to say I have read so many hilarious things on this site, that even if they are politically incorrect, they are too damn funny to be given a thumbs down.
People with a sense of humour do not use this option as often as the more stuck up individuals.
Damn this site gives me jokes!
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the feeling of disappointment a guy feels when a girl claims to be a gamer to get attention from him, but then leaves him hanging when the time comes to actually play something. like blue balls, but with gaming instead of sex.
Jenny said she likes to play video games, but every time i suggest we kick on the xbox she runs off and leaves me with a major case of blue thumb.
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1.The condition of greater thumb strength caused by excessive texting.
2.An exercise video used to stimulate thumb strength.
"I have been texting so much I have Thumbs of Steel"
"I know, you almost broke the controller during our last XBOX session"
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When a man takes his thumb and inserts it into the female vagina, then soon after pulls it out and puts it in his mouth.
Also see lick and leave.
Yeah he totally gave her the thumb and run last night, I feel bad for him.
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When someones mum wont let them do something, even though they are old enough to decide for themselves.
Overbearing, controlling mother.
Similar to being under your girlfriend/wifes thumb.(not cool)
"No way dude, Dave wants to get a tattoo and although he's 19, his mom wont let him"
"He's so under the Mum thumb!"
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To use the thumb on a woman's clit long enough to expose the hard clit from beneath it's sheath.
"Dude, how did it go last night? Did you get her off?"
"Yeah, I had to thumb the urchin for a while, but eventually that little bastard came out to play"
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