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"Jesus Toes" is a rare medical condition where the second toe is longer than the first (great) toe. Jesus toes are often highlighted by the use of sandals, particularly the thong style. People suffering from this medical condition are many times subject to public humiliation, and the butt of many jokes. A fantastic remedy to this predicament is simply to take pride in your Jesus toes, and let the whole world know.
Person jealous of awesome Jesus toes -"Dude, you have the craziest Jesus toes going on right now."
Lucky guy with Jesus toes -"No way man, my Jesus toes are the coolest things ever."
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When a girl masturbates you with her toes and you ejaculate in between them resulting in creamy toes
She had some creamy toes when i got done
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1. A phrase used to describe the joint in a toe allowing it to bend. Phrase existing to differentiate between the common "knuckle", often only used to describe the joint in a finger.
2. Related to camel toe, when the clitoris is swollen enough to add a protrusion to the common camel toe, resembling that of the a "toe knuckle."
3. An individual whose intelligence compares more closely with that of a rock than a human being.
1. My toe knuckles are killing me after wearing those awful shoes.
2. While at the gym, the girl in spandex that was too small must have really liked me as I could totally see her toe knuckle.
3. Did you see that guy try to pick me up at the bar? What a fucking toe knuckle.
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What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
That's a
camel toe or as some say cameltoe.
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The act of having sexual intercourse with the crotch of your pants. Usually existing in "yoga pants" or spandex.
Wow, Renee is really getting it on with her camel toe.
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