Wheel Of Fornication

The act of having many men with erect penises in the same room. There is also one female laying over a bar stool nude. The object is to spin her and the guy she lands on gets to fuck her and the guy on the opposite side gets a blowjob.

Dude, those guys really ran a wheel of fornication on that hoe.

Yeah, it was like Vanna White turned into Taylor Rain.

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wagon wheel

The act of drilling holes in a pumpkin around its circumference (at least five holes) and getting a group of guys to fornicate in the holes (thus, the penises being the spokes of the wagon wheel). Extra points are awarded for completing said activity while rolling down a hill.

Fellow A: "Man, Halloween was FUN last night."

Fellow B: "Yeah, especially when we stole the jack o' lantern and ran a wagon wheel on it."

Fellow A: "Don't tell my girlfriend. Please."

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Hell on wheels

Figurative for a hard-driven person with a mean streak.

An infamous nun in the Seton Keough community in Baltimore County, Maryland was actually called "Hell on Wheels"-- because of her name (Sister Helen Mercedes, which was obviously to pun) and her reputation for cruelty toward students at Seton Keough High School (which was two separate schools while "Hell on Wheels" was there).

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Churn the wheel

To lead someone on and give a person false hope of getting anywhere with you.

Julia: "So do you like Derek?"
Haley: "He's more of just a toy."
Sarah: "So you're churning the wheel."

Katie: "I'm not really looking for a relationship...it's just fun to churn the wheel."

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Wheel Chair

we'll share

hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair

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womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

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four-wheeling

Noun. A pseudo-sport for rednecks in which large and loud mud-spattered vehicles are used to tear up pristine wilderness areas and frighten helpless woodland creatures.

The Clackamas Four-Wheeling Club is based in Molalla, Oregon, near Mt. Hood National Forest.

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