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Wiggly willy

When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.

Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!

Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...

by DannyTheScoob April 11, 2017


Willy Wednesday

It's the practice of showing memes which make fun of or insinuate male anatomy on a Wednesday on Twitter.

"Hey, it's Willy Wednesday" {posts photo of a foot long corn dog}

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia March 2, 2021


Bloody willy

Bloody willy is when you slit your palm and masturbate

I gave myself a bloody willy last night

by the 5 footer October 25, 2020


boxcar willie

The act of sexual intercourse on a train.

The trainride was boring, til my girlfriend and I did the boxcar willie in the dining car.

by ezcccc May 16, 2010

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silly willy

A term of endearment similar to Funny Goober.

girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.

by Greg Bennett August 6, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Willie Pete

White Phosphorous

Willie Pete sure tastes swell!

by Johnny Manwhore February 23, 2004

30๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Willy's Wonka

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

by Doglover69 May 16, 2009

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