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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid

Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory

by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019


contiguity theory

A theory of bijective conformalism (co-imperative contingency) that self-referentializes Einstein's theory of relativity and Godel's theory of incompleteness.

Contiguity theory unites incompleteness and relativity.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 3, 2019


Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.

Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.

by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020


Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)

Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.

by Upstrucknigga May 19, 2019


Dirty Theory

The act of impregnating a female during sexy time wondering how the kid turns out.

Rifter: Bro I just pulled a Dirty Theory, and I think my kid is gonna be a doctor

by Riftyy July 5, 2021


Vortex Theory

A theory that fast moving racecars on an oval causes a vortex of heated air that can temporarily halt rain, or stop rain entirely.

Fan 1: I thought it was supposed to rain?

Fan 2: must be vortex theory.

by Lexus14blacklist June 17, 2016


Tak theory

The Tak theory is quite simple. The human is unaware that he is adored by everyone. When he leaves a room everyone speaks of how amazing he is, although he has no idea of his popularity and fan following.

Similar to Handa-kun.

"OMG! I LOVE HIM "
Well that's the Tak theory for ya

by Famjam April 2, 2017