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Squeeze Time

The time after you've jacked off and are just sitting there while your cum leaks out onto a towel.

- Hey Jack can you turn your webcam on?
- Sorry, I;m having my squeeze time right now.

by brob4ho1111 January 23, 2010

46πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wanking Time

A period of time in a day, or over multiple days, designated specifically for premeditated wanking. Often used by, and possibly invented by the British. Is more sophisticated than random wanking because of a longer period of time for preperation and clean-up.

"Sorry but in less than an hour its wanking time, I just can't meet with you today"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dime time

The amount of time a dime ass jiggles after you slap it.

Her ass hit a full 3 second dime time after a slapped it. She has a dime ass for sure.

by 100caveman November 16, 2016

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


horny time

Horny time is between 6pm-3am in between this time one may be horny for no reason and deserves sex from anyone they ask

β€œYo it’s horny time come over and give me sex!”
β€œFine your lucky it’s that time”

by Wetsock29387 September 2, 2019

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dover Time

When you supervisor or manager that is on salary comes in late and leaves early with out a decrease in pay.

Hey Dave came into work at 5 today and left at 9, but still got paid for 8hrs, he's working some serious Dover Time.

by JMAC2 April 15, 2011

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.

Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...

by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011

35πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Screen Time

A terrible feature that takes away kids/teens happiness and freedom.

Alexi: Wanna play roblox?
Stormi: Sorry dude I have Screen Time.

by rainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn March 15, 2021

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž