Third Quarter Effect

The natural increase of homework and difficulty in classes throughout the year, peaking near the end of the third quarter. This is due to the increase in difficulty of the curriculum and the compilation and compounding of concepts. The peak comes before review for finals, when the last few sections of material for class are given to students.
Also, many projects and term papers are given or due near the third quarter peak.

My grades gradually dropped as a result of the third quarter effect this year.

I can't get into college because the third quarter effect ruined my GPA!

Third World Tournament

Third World Tournament is a Double Elimination bracket slightly inspired in KFAD which characters recognized in the latin/spanish community compete with each other through music arrangements/mashups until one stands victorious.

Did you see the new song Third World Tournament just dropped?
ahuevo apoco no esto era un torneo en español? xdxdxdxd

third-pic wince

1. (n.) An involuntary reflex that occurs when you get the third photo of someone whom you believed was attractive, but looks a lot worse in this one. Everyone has one or two great photos that make them look a lot better than they really are. When this person lets down their guard and sends a more natural photo, the illusion of attractiveness is shattered, and the wince occurs.

I was writing to this hot girl who gave me a glamour shot and a downshirt. Then, she sent me a picture of her sitting on her couch in sweats with the cat. That made me do a third-pic wince and cut off all contact with her.

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Third Person Stalker

Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.

guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.

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thug-nasty thirds

Being the third guy to have unprotected sex with a girl. Pretty high risk of STDs

If I have to wait and get thug-nasty thirds after Andrew and Roberto again, I'll probably catch an STD.

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third-hand smoke

Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.

I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!

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Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, Women are always wrong.

Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice


According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.

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