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When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.
"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"
Reginald Cloman the third is the title used to referred to a Harvard graduate, who is a massive Pokemon, Digimon, and Yi-gi-oh fan. Their knowledge of card games, t.v. shows, and movies are compared to no other. They are without doubt, some of the most forward thinkers of their time and often reward themselves with a fresh creampie.
I thought I was familiar with Pokemon until I met a true Reginald Cloman the Third. He really blew me against the wall with all his knowledge.
1. (n.) An involuntary reflex that occurs when you get the third photo of someone whom you believed was attractive, but looks a lot worse in this one. Everyone has one or two great photos that make them look a lot better than they really are. When this person lets down their guard and sends a more natural photo, the illusion of attractiveness is shattered, and the wince occurs.
I was writing to this hot girl who gave me a glamour shot and a downshirt. Then, she sent me a picture of her sitting on her couch in sweats with the cat. That made me do a third-pic wince and cut off all contact with her.
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Being the third guy to have unprotected sex with a girl. Pretty high risk of STDs
If I have to wait and get thug-nasty thirds after Andrew and Roberto again, I'll probably catch an STD.
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Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
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Second-hand smoke suffered through inhalation of someone else's clothes, car, etc. At work: someone's paperwork, file folders, etc. In breath: usually accompanied with alcohol or coffee.
I about choked from third-hand smoke when Tammy was talking so close to my face!
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Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
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