waxing biscuits

Girl-on-girl hole grinding, where the legs are intertwined and participants are rubbing their ladyparts vigorously against each other.

Look at those chicks waxing biscuits. Looks like they're leg-wrestling.

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Biscuit Train

The opposite of a gravy train job where you do nothing all day, a biscuit train usually requires full effort.

"I'm gettin' too old to be riding this biscuit train everyday!"

I'm dead tired from riding the biscuit train all day.

"Suck it up boys! We're on a biscuit train with gravy wheels!"

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air biscuit

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

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dank biscuit

high grade marijuana; stinky, stanky, potent bud. haze, kush, NOT regs or arizona. weed that gets you really high and smells amazing. bud with hairs, or crystals.. or both. mmmmmm.

Dana: "Hey dude, I got them dank biscuits.. You should come over and indulge with me."
Anna: "Ohhh shitttt, my dawg! I'm on my way!"

"I bought this shit the other day bro.. two words : DANK BISCUITS!"

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sweet biscuit

Girl you'd like to get with.

I need a "sweet biscuit" to put on my platter,
I got a whole lotta gravy but,
no place to splatter.

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Skittle Biscuits

When a bitch is suckin' your dick and you slap her in the face with a pack of skittles.

Guy 1: "Yoooooooo I had my dick down some stupid cunt's throat and I hit her up with the Skittle Biscuits after 4 hours of stab wound fucking!!"
Guy 2: "OH SHIT OH SHIT HARDCORE BRO HARDCORE BRO STRAIGHT UP BARBARIC"

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fur biscuit

Fur biscuits are the clumped up seman and pube cakes from not showering after sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandon: "yo Nick why you keep diggin at your nuts? " Nick: "Damn Brandon I thought I told you, I was at that bitches last night gettin some. I didn't shower so now I have these damn fur biscuits."

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