Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

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Ron Paul 2012

sure he probably wont be the president, and no one will vote for him unless they live in france, but come on right?

"I love to run the track in gym screaming "Ron Paul 2012" loudly for all to hear"

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Ron Jarworski

a nickname for the act of getting fellatio; oral sex. The name Ron Jarworski is used because the sports commentator by the same name actually has a really big human head. His name also sounds like a perfect nickname for getting head. A shortened name for this meaning is "ronny".

Hey guys I just got some Ron Jarworski and it was great.

So after the party she gave me a nice Ronny.

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calm down ron

What Ron says when he is angry at Malfoy: SHUT UP MALFOY.
What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

calm down ron

What Harry saids to Ron: CALM DOWN RON

Ron: SHUT UP MALFOY.
Harry: CALM DOWN RON

Black Ron Jeremy

Having a big black dingus

AYEE YO CHAZE! You heard Thug Damon got that Black Ron Jeremy

Ricky Ron Rigga

niggas that always go for hoes instead of girls that are so much better and do the great girls wrong

I’m so tired of these Ricky Ron Riggas