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the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.
person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.
person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.
a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,
“you’re a whole limp toaster”
“Yo dawg that video is fake af, if it were real it wouldn’t have been filmed with a f’n toaster” *lights heater*
an incubator providing a controlled environment for the care and protection of premature or unusually small babies.
“Hey, congratulations, I heard your baby got out of the toaster yesterday”
It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!
Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE