Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other