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The bitter end result of the process of the sky spiralling downward and falling all the way to the ground.
The tornado left nothing to smile about, nature is just fucking miserable when it gets even with humans. If the grief/tragedy/sympathy/hope industry were really rooting for the people and not the tornado, they wouldn't keep following the storms around with their news cameras and their microphones, but they don't give a fuck about you any more than the people asking for donations. They give a fuck about convincing everyone they are still in control of the situation (maintaining power), and that's it.
Someone that sucks dick really good
Guy 1: Ashley is such a tornado
Guy 2: I know right she was blowing me and got me cumming in 5 minutes
When the air beefin and they spin around.
The cold air caught the hot air messing with his girl so they started spinnin and fightin which caused a tornado.
When someone has a wedgie that spirals, or twists.
A wedige that simply looks like a tornado.
"haha wow look at that guys tornado!"
"thats so embarrassing!"
Twisting land hurricanes that suck up and yeet everything in their path and also cause nothing but pain and desturction.
There are seven types of tornado:
EFU - I don't see damage at all
EF0 - James we lost some shingles
EF1 - Billy we lost the roof
EF2 - There is no upper floor
EF3 - Trees? You mean missiles?
EF4 - Giant swoosh
EF5 - Land hurricane but for real
"Oh hey bob"
"Hey john"
"tornado"
"What"
John is now dead
When a big mouthed whore sucks you silly and in the middle of the blow job takes your whole shaft and balls in her mouth and proceeds to tongue punch your fart box
The ol lady down the street gave me a tornado... I'm a new man