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dick of all trades

Someone incompetent in all manner of work.

He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.

by dandadanman April 16, 2024


taking it in trade

(Taking it in trade) when a woman uses her sexual favors to discharge a debt or to aquire consumer items. This differs from prostitution since it involes no moeny and is not offfered to the public at large but to a specific creditor or store merchent.

The lovely young woman having squandeered her paycheck on new clothes had no money left to pay her landlord therefore she offered her landlord the option oof (Taking it in trade) by her spending the night with him.

by talbotboy1 October 21, 2010


Trans Atlantic Potato Trade

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.

Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.

by TigreZaddz November 6, 2023


carry trade

Carry trade is an investment consisting of borrowing at a low interest rate to invest in an asset providing a higher rate of return, typically for less than a year.

Carry trades often involve borrowing in hard currency (such as dollars, euros, british pounds, or yen) to invest in high-risk, high-interest notes issued by third world countries.

As these investments are typically not sustainable for the issuing country, most such carry trades are cashed out (re-converted into dollars) within a year - during which net returns of 10% to 50% can often be earned.

A disastrous carry trade developed in Argentina during the Macri presidency (2015-19), as both local and foreign investors took advantage of notes with annual yields averaging over 80%. The trick was re-converting the notes into dollars before the inevitable devaluations, in which the investment could lose 20% in a day.

by ruckman December 24, 2019


trade ends

To come to the same result, or score in the game, in the same way, or to exchange it.

On the ice, Sweden and the U.S. trade ends, while Canadian fans exchanged misery.

by humblepiece June 19, 2018


FX Trading

FX stands for Faecal Exchange. To instigate an FX trade first you must loosen your stool with an oily emulsion. Next, part your bum cheeks and press your anus against the anus of your partner. The final step is to poo forcefully into the anus of your partner. On a molecular level, the streams of poop battle eachother in a Voldemort and Harry Potter style stand off.

The partner who has invested the most poo is triumphant and everyone goes home happy

0% comission and tight spreads. Access 180 FX pairs and 140 towards majors, minors, exotics and animals... I better start making an emulsion for FX Trading

by Chunker splashback August 22, 2022


Traded

In a relationship where both people have already said I love you to each other

Keith: Yo bro Kawhi and Rosie gotta break up before Carmine starts something.

Cassius: it’s too late for them to break up, they’ve already traded bro.

by AppleButterz September 14, 2017