Snooze in the Tuna

When either extremely drunk, or just plain tired, and you fall asleep whilst engaging in intercourse with your significant other.

Person 1: "Hey Brochacho, why looking so glum?"
Person 2: "Been working doubles all week and was so tired last night I caught a snooze in the tuna. Shit left me with the bluest of balls!"

Tuna Platoon

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.

1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."

Tuna Sub

Backwards for Bus a Nut, basically a very sneaky way to tell someone you want their sexual fluids.

Hey, Andrew, Tuna Sub in my mouth right now!

tuna on toast

When a chick grinds her moist pussy on a sheet-less mattress.

I walked into the hotel room and saw the maid putting some tuna on toast. I said, “Yo, shorty...”.

Tuna Bread

You people sicken me, you ruined my username

i hate you guys, my username, Tuna Bread was perfect.

tuna mongoose

A shishtar that has many a nickname such as
tina minjew
tinka mongalinka
tuna moongalieese
tanana moonjuice
tana tana tana is rich and your not
also has a secret second twitter account that this group chat called quacking dicks calls "tana 2" and this tana 2 also knows that dale is gay
and we all know it

tana: "whoever can guess whats on this case gets a free phone case" **carrie guesses correctly** **bitch tuna mongoose ignores her comment and still owes her one**

tuna belt

the feeling of someone around you that smells, like they’re wearing a belt made of tuna.

“that guys wearing a tuna belt”