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When one man pulls his ball skin apart allows a Turkish man from hell to touch the ball skin with his finger in a fast manner from hell.
Austin: Hey John! Can I have a Turkish Testicular Tickler?
John: Oh hell yeah, right after I kill spiderman.
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After receiving fellatio, the man ejaculates into the woman's face, then bounces her head off a door jam.
She gave good head, but the turkish car wreck went well...
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when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head
damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch
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A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .
Hey man, where's the bathroom ? I got a Turkish Firing Squad on deck!
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An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.
dude who forgot the pussy?
this place looks like a god dam Turkish meat market.
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When 2 individuals of Turkish origin, decent and or affiliation settle their beef using their leather belts until one caves in, passes out, and or until death ensues. An ancient form of settling quarrels which has travelled through time and evolved into modern day society.
“Holy smoke did you see those 2 Turks go at each other with their freaking belts, wow what a sight. That was my first time watching a real life Turkish belt off, fuck yeah!”
“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”
“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”
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The act of putting ice into a woman's vaginia/anus putting gasoline on your cock lighting it on fire and then engage penetration to put out the fire!
Dude I totally got a turkish sno cone by bob last night.
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