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A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.
John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?
Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
When someone does a sit-up with there eyes closed, when they come up, you pull your pants down and let there face go into your bare ass. if this is a girl, turn around and make her suck your dick
Dude you had to be there, i made Janet do and 20 ultimate sit-ups. It was awesome
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THE BEST GAME EVER,WHERE THE AIM IS TO HIT THE ANOTHER PERSONS HAND IN ONE SOLID MOVEMENT,AND THE PERSON YOU ARE GOING FOR HAS ONE SOLID MOVMENT TO DODGE AND YOU TAKE TURNS.
EMMA: I'M BORED
BRIANNA: LETS PLAY ULTIMATE NINJA DESTRUCTION
EMMA:AWESOME OK
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The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
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Someone that really can’t do anything right and has nothing to live for because he is a bum
The basketball player Jamaine Hawkins Davenport is the ultimate walking L.
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Only the most coolest of anything old, vintage or retro.
You are going to a thrift store (i.e. Goodwill). While looking around, you see an 8-track player! You run up to it, pick it up, hold it tight and say, "This is only the most ultimate supreme-nist thing ever!" So, sooo cool.
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A game that is now shit because Nintendo gay and didn't put in our lord Waluigi into the game
Did you here about smash bros ultimate? Waluigi isn't in it so now he will kill everyone
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