ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

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Ur Mum Gae

If u are told this u instantly are picked up by Child Protective Services.

Student 1: Ur Mum Gae
Student 2: *Dies*

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ur mum gay

Probably one of the most hurtful insults that can cross your tongue. Used only in extreme circumstances to completely obliterate the other person.

Person 1: “I just stole your memes.”

Person 2: “well ur mum gay.”

Person 1: *dies*

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ur pappy trappy

A term that is only used when you've ascended from the mere "ur mom gay," "ur dad lesbian," and "ur granny tranny."
Must be used with risk.

*in a heated argument*
m: ur gay
w: ur mom gay
m: ur dad lesbian
w: ur granny tranny
m: ur pappy trappy
*entire third dimension collapses on itself and the time-space continuum ceases to exist"

Pre-UR-Effect

A term derived from the text Unlock Reality which spawned the term Unlock Reality (UR) and the UR-Effect. It is a phenomenon felt by people in the days prior to reading the text Unlock Reality.

It describes a feeling of increased synchronicity with the universe that extends beyond mere coincidence. Examples include locating objects of desire in strange places and meeting long lost friends.

It is similar though distinctive to the UR-Effect as it is a sense of recognising an emerging pattern from seeming randomness, as oppose to the more complete sense of connectivity associated with the UR-Effect.

The Pre-UR-Effect was first noted on the Care2 network as members of the Prepare to Unlock Reality group recorded personal events as they waited for Unlock Reality bookcrossing manuscripts to reach them in the post.

The Pre-UR-Effect began for Chris when she started to find the exact things she really wanted and had been looking for at extremely low prices.

Jane felt the full force of the Pre-UR-Effect as she bumped into a long lost school friend as she went to pick up a bookcrossing copy of Unlock Reality from the post office.

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ur sister a mister

The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.

David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*

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Ur mom gay

One of the ultimate insults, can be reverted by the almighty "No u".

James: hey Alex ur mom gay
Alex: No u
James: *dies*

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